Less that I'm not and more that I don't know what you expect me to do. I'm not omnipotent, dear boy. I could swat someone upside the head, but I can't make them do anything.

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Correction, I don't make people do anything. Quite a strong believer in Free Will. If they want to be a bunch of idiots running amok, then that's their own bloody fault, isn't it?