![]() Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at lovemaking makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure. When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor. ( Text from these TVTropes articles. ) Roles 1. Vampire 2. Victim Prompts 1. Willing - You're either a friend of a vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person. 2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however? 3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different. 4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently. 5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat. 6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far... 7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side. |

kissr In a world of micro-niche app startups, this one's not too complicated: Tinder...but for kissing. Swipe right (producing the π symbol) on who you want to kiss, left (leaving π€’) on who you don't. |

comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr β no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time
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It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they? i n s t r u c t i o n s β’ Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject). o p t i o n s 01 β’ FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet. |
not an alpha/beta/omega meme

There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.
Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.
In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge" we, of course, mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest". These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.
If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and preferences.
- Include what you're interested and not interested in.
- Respond to others!
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The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's β or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does β when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? β Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
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βββββββββββββββββ a meme
β COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
β PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
β PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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CUTE or BOOT ππΈ
how do
- Comment with your character and the cutest, most winning photo/gif/whatever you have of them!
- Ohhh no, all these adorable polaroids fell out of my pockets. Y'know.
- BS will tell you whether you're cute or if you get the boot (aka u g l y you ain't got no alibi).

the "Starting a Family" meme
Nature is no respecter of persons, my friends. Whether it be childhood friends, newlyweds, or one-night stands, a single decision or accident can change everything, and there will be three people instead of just two.
Congratulations! The characters in these threads and those who reply to them are now expecting babies, no matter what their unique situation may be. Of course, depending on the characters, this might go over like a lead balloon. But wait! Even if the decision to have a baby was made and was consensual, the process is no walk in the park. There is lots to do...and only nine months to do it. Nine potentially drama-filled months.
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
- Not all options here are fluffy and happy. Some are potentially angsty or possibly triggering. Tread lightly. Be sure to mention what you want and what you don't want.
- Reply to others.
- For this, male characters can get pregnant because why not.
PROMPTS
( Prompts and such behind here. )
![]() INJURIES MEME You got a boo-boo? Maybe someone will help you treat it. Whether it's minor or something a little more pressing, you or someone you know is injured. Your job is to help them, or provide companionship, or...something, bring them a candy bar from the hospital gift shop. Maybe once they're patched up, they could use a little cuddle. The wide world of injuries and hurt/comfort (or just hurt) is your oyster.
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This meme is for those who would like to play out that, either the darkness or the light - or both.
HOW TO PLAY
-Comment around to others. PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO FACILITATE CROSS-CANON TAGGING, THIS MEME WILL BE CONSIDERED AN AU FAIR GAME ZONE. Feel free to comment in with characters who do not canonically have siblings or comment to people from other fandoms.
-Be respectful of others.
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![]() PET ASSIGNMENT MEME Something simple and easy today: Toplevel your character and others will respond with a description or picture of what kind of pet they think they should have. Whether it's a dog, a cat, some weird space moss, that terrifying fish from the bottom of the ocean... Discuss at length the pros and cons of pet ownership or whatever, be free. |


You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Well, tonight's your chance to admit it: you'd hit it. You would so hit that.
♥ The Rules ♥
ONE β post a blank comment with your character
TWO β respond to others character comments ic'ly saying whether or not your character would
β TAP THAT
β HIT THAT
β TAP AND HIT THAT
β ...ETC!
THREE β play out reactions
FOUR β If you reply, try to tag a few people too so it's more fun!

THE CHILDHOOD MEME
Childhood. That magical time between infancy and adulthood where you feel invincible. Where you haven't a care or responsibility in the world. It's a time where imagination runs wild and every day is a new adventure waiting to be had.
While there's plenty of fun out there in the world of adults, there's nothing that quite compares to the innocence of those early years. So, grab your juice box, your favorite toy and remember to be back before the streetlights come on.
HOW TO PLAY:
β This meme is targeted toward the younger end of the age spectrum (15 and under), but that doesn't mean older characters aren't welcome. Does your character have a soft spot for children? Are they typically the type to be the babysitter? Or maybe they're the older sibling being dragged along to keep an eye on the younger one? Aging down is also an acceptable option, haven't we all wondered what our characters would have been like as kids?
β Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and any other info you'd like to include.
β Reply to others.
β Thread and have fun!
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HOW TO PLAY:
- Post with your character/canon in the subject line. Be sure to include preferences in either the subject line or comment, detailing what you are or are not interested in playing.
- Tag other people by hitting up the RNG, rolling to pick a category and then a relevant prompt below.
- There will be absolutely no kink-shaming. Do not tag a player with a kink they've said they don't like. No abuse or harassment (unless it's the sexy IC kind) is tolerated.
- This meme is guaranteed to include triggers, squicks, and adult times. Be conscientious of yourself and of your fellow roleplayers.
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THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME
β You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.
β Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!
β Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!
β Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!
β’ Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
β’ Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.
PROMPTS
- ANGRY: ( a ) is angry at ( b ) for the first time
- BED: ( a ) and ( b ) share a bed for the first time
- CAR: ( a ) shares a ride with ( b ) for the first time
- COOKING: ( a ) cooks for ( b ) for the first time
- CRYING: ( a ) sees ( b ) crying for the first time
- DATE: ( a ) asks ( b ) out on a date for the first time
- DRUNK: ( a ) drunk calls/texts ( b ) for the first time
- FLOWERS: ( a ) gives ( b ) flowers for the first time
- HAND: ( a ) touches/holds ( b )’s hand for the first time
- HEARTFELT: ( a ) sends ( b ) a heartfelt text/audio for the first time
- HUG: ( a ) hugs ( b ) for the first time
- HURT: ( a ) sees ( b ) hurt for the first time
- HOME: ( a ) goes to ( b )’s home for the first time MESS ( a ) sees ( b ) in a messy state for the first time
- JOURNAL: ( a ) writes about ( b ) in their journal for the first time
- SAFE: ( a ) feels safe around ( b ) for the first time
- SEEN: ( a ) sees ( b ) for the first time
- SICK: ( a ) sees ( b ) sick for the first time
- SNOOZE: ( a ) falls asleep on ( b ) for the first time
- SUN: ( a ) and ( b ) watch the sunrise together for the first time
- TEXT: ( a ) texts ( b ) first after a long silence for the first time
- UPSET: ( a ) sends ( b ) an upset text/audio for the first time
+ MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:
- π kiss your character for the first time
- π€ hug your character for the first time
- π’ cry in front of your character for the first time
- π« hold your character’s hand for the first time
- π hit your character for the first time
- π cook for your character for the first time
- π» get drunk with/in front of your character for the first time
- π€ sing in front of your character for the first time
- π¨ show your character a special talent for the first time
- π‘ go to your character’s house for the first time
- βοΈ travel with your character for the first time
- π sleep with your character for the first time
- β€οΈ tell your character "I love you" for the first time
- π€ tell your character "I hate you" for the first time
- π©Ή be injured in front of your character for the first time
- π go to the hospital with/for your character for the first time
- π give your character a gift for the first time


top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
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...well, have you done it? Had sex, I mean.
β± They can totally lie, btw.
β± Let the commentary roll in.

YOUR FAULTS meme. - comment with your character. |

the rain meme
Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.
Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.
1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RNG for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RNG for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!
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how to play
- comment with your guy.
- guys tell you if they'd swear to protect yours with their life or leave them by the road to rot.
-or maybe they'd be the opp trying to blow up your character's spot idk.
Wings For Everyone!
No, really, it's like Oprah on a bender, everyone gets a pair! They can be feathery, leathery, tattered, pristine, made out of glitter, feathers, tissue paper or star-stuff.
The only limit is your imagination (and reference pics, if that's your thing)
Maybe your character has always had their wings, maybe they just woke up with them for the first time this morning like an odd take on Gregor Samsa, it's entirely up to you.
Hey, hey! It's you! Come here a second! Look, look, I made this meme just for you! Aren't you excited?
... you aren't?
If you've been reading some other memes, I'll know about it...
*giggle* Just kidding! Oh, don't look so scared! Did I do a bad job of explaining it? I'm sorry!
Just post a comment with your series name and character name as usual, as well as any other notes you wish to add, then pick a prompt and start roleplaying! Are you excited yet? Huh? Huh? Huh?
... no?
Oh, I know! Here, read the prompts I made just for you! Use the RNG to select a prompt, or make up your own! Oh, but, be careful! Some of these prompts are violent or potentially triggering!
P R O M P T S
2 TRUTHS 1 LIE with a twist |
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You know the name; now, itβs time to play the gameβ¦in the spirit of romance! 1. Post with your character. 2. In your comment, have your character state three things about themselves with a love-themed bent. Preferences, crushes, secrets, hopes, dreams, anything. For the spicier takes, you can go smutty: past sexcapades, kinks, turn-ons, your embarrassing horny weakness, etc. just remember R E S P E C T towards othersβ limits. 2 of those things should be the truth. 1 of them should be a lie. 3. Respond to other characters, and try to guess which one of their statements are a lie. Can you guess correctly? 4. Have fun! Take turns! And don't forget, sometimes the truth can be a whole lot stranger than fiction. |

the affectionate physical contact meme
β post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.
β tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.
β roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!
one; hugging. you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.
two; kissing. whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.
three; holding hands. it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.
four; carrying. is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.
five; i love you. you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.
six; dancing. kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!
seven; massaging. did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!
eight; flirting. the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.
nine; cuddling. sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.
ten; wild card! reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!

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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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Word Association is a common word game involving an exchange of words that are associated together. The game is based on the noun phrase word association, meaning "stimulation of an associative pattern by a word" or "the connection and production of other words in response to a given word, done spontaneously as a game, creative technique, or in a psychiatric evaluation." ~ our lord and saviour wikipedia GUIDELINES
β‘ include a word of your choice and optionally the definition in the body of your comment. -- visit the random word generator if you need help! β’ other characters will reply with the first word their character associates with the one you chose. β£ continue back and forth until one of you just has to know the story behind an answer. |

"People ask, How did you get in there? What they really want to know is if they are likely to end up in there as well. I can't answer the real question. All I can tell them is, It's easy."
Maybe you're actually not supposed to be there and you're trying to arrange for your release. Maybe you actually are meant to be there and you're struggling with your illness. Maybe you're not a patient at all and you're just there to visit or earn your paycheck. It's up to you.
Rules:
1. Post with your character's name, canon, and your preferences on the subject bar, and set up the situation.
2. Tag other people. Are you a visitor? A staff member? A fellow patient? A hallucination? It's your choice.
3. Have fun!
because not all sex requires a 500-page backstory to justify its occurrence. occasionally, you're just gonna fuck. how to play - comment with your character and preferences. - fuck. - that's it. - seriously. that's it. you don't have to make up a reason, no castmates required, no assumed cr. just fuck. |

2. IN YOUR TOP-LEVEL, INCLUDE AS MANY DIALOGUE OPTIONS AS YOU WANT. FEEL FREE TO USE THIS GENERATOR FOR INSPIRATION.
3. OTHERS PICK ONE TO REPLY TO.
4. BUILD A SETTING AROUND IT AND HAVE FUN!

I BELIEVE IN [ m e m e ]
- your character has been asked what their strongest belief is. what do they hold true in their heart of hears? their creed, their mantra?
- post it for all to see in your subject header.
- brace for the impact of all the naysayers.

- Post with your character.
- Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
- This is shown to EVERYBODY.
- Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
- Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

au symbol starters
β comment with your character + prefs..
β others send in an emoji to ask for a specified au starter/verse from you.
β reality is sometimes disappointing, but it doesn't have to be!
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