Lucifer Morningstar (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hellicious) wrote2016-06-25 08:28 pm
hellicious) wrote2016-06-25 08:28 pm
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"For messages and whatnot."
Depends on your definition of weird. And for the record, I'm not entirely pleased with you right now.
No to both.
Yes, well, if you weren't trying to scare the Detective away from me, I wouldn't have a problem. You, brother, are a prick.
Yes, well, if you weren't trying to scare the Detective away from me, I wouldn't have a problem. You, brother, are a prick.
No me neither. At least not involuntarily. Interesting. You can't feel what the other feels can you?
At least I'm a big prick.
What I told her was not to take you if she wanted to see her daughter. You're the devil and shit follows you out of Hell. Do you think she wants to lead that stuff to her baby? You two have my blessing to go on a sexy weekend to Amsterdam instead.
At least I'm a big prick.
What I told her was not to take you if she wanted to see her daughter. You're the devil and shit follows you out of Hell. Do you think she wants to lead that stuff to her baby? You two have my blessing to go on a sexy weekend to Amsterdam instead.
Edited 2016-10-03 09:16 (UTC)
Considering I now know what childbirth feels like, I'd say that's a yes.
Wrong Devil, wrong Hell. Whatever -your- brother was like or what followed him, do try to remember we're quite a bit different. The only thing that followed me out of Hell was Mazikeen, and she has no wishes to come topside with Chloe. Besides, she likes the little spawn. This hell is not my Hell nor yours, so consider me preemptively appreciative if you'd stop attributing the same laws of your world to this one. She's an angel. That doesn't fly in either of our worlds, does it.
Wrong Devil, wrong Hell. Whatever -your- brother was like or what followed him, do try to remember we're quite a bit different. The only thing that followed me out of Hell was Mazikeen, and she has no wishes to come topside with Chloe. Besides, she likes the little spawn. This hell is not my Hell nor yours, so consider me preemptively appreciative if you'd stop attributing the same laws of your world to this one. She's an angel. That doesn't fly in either of our worlds, does it.
ouch. Did you at least get gas and air? I didn't find it helpfuL myself but some people swear by it.
Do you want to go with her to visit her kid? Honestly? I don't mean as an excuse to spend time with her, I mean to see her little one.
Tell me and I'll apologise. To you and I'll tell her I was wrong.
Do you want to go with her to visit her kid? Honestly? I don't mean as an excuse to spend time with her, I mean to see her little one.
Tell me and I'll apologise. To you and I'll tell her I was wrong.
It was her dream. Her memory. You'd have to ask her.
Not to see the child, no. I want to go to ensure she gets to the right realm and doesn't wind up in some zombie apocalypse or mutant pony land. And I'd like to see that the human stain that did this to both of us got his comeuppance. Besides, it would make her happy and it's one of the reasons she came down here. Why deny her that?
Not to see the child, no. I want to go to ensure she gets to the right realm and doesn't wind up in some zombie apocalypse or mutant pony land. And I'd like to see that the human stain that did this to both of us got his comeuppance. Besides, it would make her happy and it's one of the reasons she came down here. Why deny her that?
un: Hellblazer - text (he's a little rattled maybe or busy)
hellboundheart
2016-10-09 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Lucifer, the one I told you about that was here before you, is back.
He doesn't remember any of that or me. Last thing he remembers is dying. Keep a low profile for a bit, yeah?
He doesn't remember any of that or me. Last thing he remembers is dying. Keep a low profile for a bit, yeah?
Why would I do that? By all accounts, this one wants to be me, not that I can blame him. Seems rather rude not to say hello...
He doesn't know who you are, you wanker. Did you miss where I said he didn't remember me or being here before?
Lucifer, please. Don't. I'm playing with nitro here and don't need someone hammering on it.
Lucifer, please. Don't. I'm playing with nitro here and don't need someone hammering on it.
Unlike some, I'm not blind. Still, once a jealous Devil, always a jealous Devil.
You could have just, oh, I don't know. Not gotten involved again? Or are you that hard up that throwing yourself at any lesser version of Satan is what's got you getting up in the morning?
You could have just, oh, I don't know. Not gotten involved again? Or are you that hard up that throwing yourself at any lesser version of Satan is what's got you getting up in the morning?
He isn't yet. He doesn't know you're here. Or that you know him.
I thought he was my Lucifer.
I thought he was my Lucifer.
I don't know him. Never met the other one. Just heard about him through you.
And that's just rude, John. I thought -I- was -your- Lucifer. :`(
And that's just rude, John. I thought -I- was -your- Lucifer. :`(
Text - because Lucifer needs to know denial is not just a river in Egypt.
hellboundheart
2016-10-09 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know, and that's what makes this dangerous. He's destructive and psychotic.
You're Chloe's Lucifer or whoever shows you their arse. Shut up and keep low, you stupid peacock, so you don't get plucked.
You're Chloe's Lucifer or whoever shows you their arse. Shut up and keep low, you stupid peacock, so you don't get plucked.
I'm not entirely certain how I feel about this. I don't know if you're warning me or goading me. Really? Plucked? By another me?
Have you met me, Jonathan?
Have you met me, Jonathan?
I want you to shut up and lay low. Keep Chloe with you. Until I get him settled just keep out of sight.
Yeah, I have. Slick clothes, interested in sex. Sorry, but this one? He's dangerous. He's got more on his mind than who's bed he can get in. You go where that lower power leads. Me and the other archangels will handle him. Just keep your head down and out of our way.
Yeah, I have. Slick clothes, interested in sex. Sorry, but this one? He's dangerous. He's got more on his mind than who's bed he can get in. You go where that lower power leads. Me and the other archangels will handle him. Just keep your head down and out of our way.
[Clearly John had not met him.]
So, I should pop around for tea then, mm?
So, I should pop around for tea then, mm?
Don't you dare.
What is this, Lucifer? You always prefer the easy route. You don't give a damn about me or the archangels around or anything. All I'm asking is that you sit down, shut up, let us calm him down. Stay safe, you twat.
For me. All right?
What is this, Lucifer? You always prefer the easy route. You don't give a damn about me or the archangels around or anything. All I'm asking is that you sit down, shut up, let us calm him down. Stay safe, you twat.
For me. All right?
I'm just curious what all the fuss is about. No one's this concerned over keeping -me- happy. Or calm. Sounds like a lot of nothing.
As a what, favor?
As a what, favor?
Talk to Chloe or whoever else you have. He has no one.
As whatever you want or preserving your life. I and a few archangels need to settle him down before he hurts someone. I want you safe. You and Chloe.
As whatever you want or preserving your life. I and a few archangels need to settle him down before he hurts someone. I want you safe. You and Chloe.
Edited 2016-10-09 11:51 (UTC)
[Bringing Chloe into it wasn't fair, John. Without her here, he'd probably already be at John's, poking and prodding at the new Lucifer to see if and when he'd explode, and what exactly that would entail. Now? Well... shut up, John.]
That's a lie. He has Gabriel, who happens to like him, from what I remember.
That's a lie. He has Gabriel, who happens to like him, from what I remember.
He and Gabriel are complicated. He doesn't have anyone but me. Never really did as far I know knew.
[John takes whatever advantage that is dropped into his hands. He's also defensive of this 'new' Lucifer, protecting him and slipping back into the bad habit of calling him 'his'. Last time there was no one to take offense or see the danger for what it is.]
[Chloe believes in Lucifer, sacrifices for him. What does John believe in or sacrifice for 'his' new Lucifer?]
Let us handle this. We know him.
[John takes whatever advantage that is dropped into his hands. He's also defensive of this 'new' Lucifer, protecting him and slipping back into the bad habit of calling him 'his'. Last time there was no one to take offense or see the danger for what it is.]
[Chloe believes in Lucifer, sacrifices for him. What does John believe in or sacrifice for 'his' new Lucifer?]
Let us handle this. We know him.
If he doesn't remember you, then he doesn't have that, does he. I think this is just you grasping for something.
If anything happens, John, it's you making it happen. Why the hell would you try to handle him in the first place? Is he running around threatening to rip everyone's head off? Let him. Not like they'll stay ripped off.
If anything happens, John, it's you making it happen. Why the hell would you try to handle him in the first place? Is he running around threatening to rip everyone's head off? Let him. Not like they'll stay ripped off.
What would you have me do?
He's causing some problems. Others try to handle him, and we could end up worse than we were. Lucifer doesn't need to run afoul of the people here. He'll do that on his own later on. Doesn't need to do it right off.
He's causing some problems. Others try to handle him, and we could end up worse than we were. Lucifer doesn't need to run afoul of the people here. He'll do that on his own later on. Doesn't need to do it right off.
Why not? What better way to slap the rabid dog on the nose than to remind him this isn't the throne he used to perch his not-ass on? He's not a child, Johnny boy. Stop treating him like one.
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