Little Hades IC Inbox

[hellicious]

"For messages and whatnot."

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text; un: agent2thestars

[devilzrighthand]

i got your booze delivery ready. 2 bottles of scotch, plus rum and vodka, all top-shelf stuff. sorry it took a while. i had some bottles ready but there was an emergancy.

text - un: fall3n1

[hellicious]

If it's the emergency I think it was, it's allowable. Would you like to come here, or shall we have a clandestine meeting somewhere else?

[devilzrighthand]

[He has no idea what clandestine means and he's not gonna ask.]

friend of mine turned up. spent a couple of months in the deep and extra shitty parts of hell so he really needed some boozing up.

[John seems to have a thing for the devil types, so could be Lucifer does actually know about it. Lloyd's just glad he doesn't seem ticked off.]

where's here? you got a nice devil lair someplace?

[Is this okay? Is he allowed to joke around with the devil? Lloyd's deeply unsure of this, but he's got a bunch of booze, so he's trying his luck.]

[hellicious]

Yes, yes, Connie needs his liquid courage. Did you know he's from my world?

[No more information than that. Lloyd was welcome to go pester Constantine over what kind of Devil he was.]

16 Beelzeblob Lane. They're very lowbrow with their streetnames. But it's mine until I choose to move. Come over. Have a drink. I've gotten a bag of some party favors, if you're in the mood.

[He picked the right Devil to play with. Come see how awesomely cuddly he is, Lloyd.]

audio because John is too damned lazy to text.

[hellboundheart]

Took a look at your girl, Lucy. Want the good news or the bad?

Video - because Lucifer likes John seeing his face.

[hellicious]

'My girl'? I'm assuming you mean Detective Decker. Start with the bad and work up to the good. It'll give you a chance to convince me not to do something... rash.

Video - because Lucifer is a peacock and John is lazy.

[hellboundheart]

After holding her hands for awhile and looking her over, I can tell you that there's no spell or other magic taint on Chloe. She does use a wonderful skin cream though that makes her skin very soft with a faint scent of vanilla, I think. Maybe a bit of mint. Very nice. Also has perfect nails. Just the right size where there wouldn't be stripping away of skin during sex but enough to know they're there. Has she considered a coppery nailpolish. Think that would work well with her skin tone.

TEXT; UN: Trickster

[ailes_dor]

someone told me your head is not your own right now. Is it weirdly crowded?

Text - un: fall3n1

[hellicious]

Depends on your definition of weird. And for the record, I'm not entirely pleased with you right now.

[ailes_dor]

sharing thoughts? Multi-person dreams? Sounds weird to me. Or have you done that before?

I'm the youngest. no one is ever happy with me for long.

un: Hellblazer - text (he's a little rattled maybe or busy)

[hellboundheart]

Lucifer, the one I told you about that was here before you, is back.

He doesn't remember any of that or me. Last thing he remembers is dying. Keep a low profile for a bit, yeah?

Audio - Because fuck you, John.

[hellicious]

Why would I do that? By all accounts, this one wants to be me, not that I can blame him. Seems rather rude not to say hello...

text - because Lucifer can hear, you twat

[hellboundheart]

He doesn't know who you are, you wanker. Did you miss where I said he didn't remember me or being here before?

Lucifer, please. Don't. I'm playing with nitro here and don't need someone hammering on it.

text | un: detdecker (because I couldn't resist)

[couldkillthedevil]

I'm still thinking about last night.

[hellicious]

Don't you mean the last three nights? Or did it all blur into one?

[couldkillthedevil]

Depends. Will you tease me mercilessly if I say yes?

He's texting, make a note in history

[hellboundheart]

Might need a room for a few nights. Got one or a couch to spare? For me and the rabbit.

/faints

[hellicious]

Just so happens I have two. As long as you and your weird little bit of fluff don't mess about in Chloe's or tick off the gargoyles, you're welcome.

What?

[hellboundheart]

Mange isn't weird. He used to be a person and can sometimes act like it. Uses a box and all.

Your gargoyles aren't the curious sort, are they? Might bring a book to read if I can't sleep or Mange needs a bedtime story.

text | un: detdecker

[couldkillthedevil]

Hey. So... I'm gonna need you to stay away from the house in Little Eden for the next few days. Just FYI.

Actually, you know what? Just stay away from that entire street.

[hellicious]

[... Well, that prompted more questions than it answered.]

You do realize who you're talking to, yes? You may as well just tell me to go to Little Eden and set up camp at your old habitation.

[couldkillthedevil]

[Probably because she's in the middle of a situation and distracted.]

Which is exactly why I need you to steer clear for awhile.

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[couldkillthedevil]

[ At some point throughout the week, Lucifer may stumble upon something sitting on his dresser that wasn't there before: a single photograph lying face up, revealing the smiling face of Chloe Decker donning a blue Los Angeles Police Department uniform. She looks mostly the same with her blue eyes and blonde hair tied back into her signature bun, but younger by about a decade or so. There was a brightness to her expression that was far more pronounced with her badge and the "Officer Decker" name tag clipped to her shirt.

If Lucifer were to turn it over, he would see her name written on the back with the date on it, as well as a sticky note attached that read: "This does not mean you can start asking for nudes. -Chloe" ]

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[hellicious]

[He might have passed that picture for most of the morning, but the flash of pale skin and dark blue would have caught his eye eventually. When he did find it, he picked it up, looking at it with a ridiculous smile before flipping it over to see the note. That got a laugh out of him and a few moments later, he was straightening his cuffs after having redressed himself. Why redressing?

Well, because one had to be nude to take a nude photo, of course. A photo which he then sent along to Chloe with a text message:]

How about if I give one in return? You're always welcome to return that favor.

[couldkillthedevil]

[ She wasn't sure when he'd find the photo, but she knew it couldn't be too long. It wasn't much; she hadn't even really known why she wanted to give it to him, but after they'd discussed it days ago, it felt important in its own way. Something she wanted to share with him because it mattered to her.

So she's not entirely surprised to receive a text from him. What she is momentarily blindsided by is the flash of skin and -- yep. Yep, that's his dick. She closes her eyes and turns the phone face down, a hand drifting up to hold her forehead for a few moments. The worst part is it's her fault for putting that suggestion in his head, too.

Huffing a laugh, she shakes her head and picks the phone back up to text him back.]

Not a chance. Knowing the tech down here, those pictures would show up on the hellnet before I could even blink. Glad to know you haven't changed much since I saw you earlier, though.