Little Hades IC Inbox

[hellicious]

"For messages and whatnot."

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[couldkillthedevil]

I'm not trying to keep you from it for the sake of it. I'm asking because I don't want anyone to get hurt. You, her, or anyone else who might be nearby.

[hellicious]

All the more reason for me to at least make her acquaintance. What if something were to happen? Something terrible? Shouldn't she know who else to call if she's looking for you, mm?

[couldkillthedevil]

She has my contact information. And from what I could tell, she already has a few people she could get in touch with in case of further emergency.

I just really, really don't want you to accidentally scare her and she freezes you in a giant block of ice. It's why I wanted to give you a warning in case you did want to go by there.

[hellicious]

... Freeze me into ice? Why, wouldn't that be a novel experience? Give me a bit of the cold shoulder, hmm?

[Yes, he was having fun with this.]

So shall I bring a heat pack, or would that just melt her?

[couldkillthedevil]

[She hates your fun.]

Lucifer. Really. Stop.

[hellicious]

What, no tea for Frosty the Snow Witch?

[couldkillthedevil]

I will hang up on you.

[hellicious]

[Time to play cute and dirty.]

I love you.

[couldkillthedevil]

[Not fair.]

I love you too. But seriously, leave the tea until later, will you? For me, please?

[She can play it that way too.]

[hellicious]

[Yes, yes. He knew that when he took this angle.]

I could see my way to letting you have your way... if you actually have your way. With me.

[couldkillthedevil]

You say that as if I don't do that already.

[hellicious]

Ah, but I was hoping for something more along the lines of now.

[couldkillthedevil]

I'll tell you what. You let me get back to work now, and I'll make it worth your while tonight, okay?

[hellicious]

You can't see it, but I'm pouting. Though...

[Silence for a moment before there was a rustling of fabric.]

I could always come see you at work.

[Was he implying...? Yes he was.]

[couldkillthedevil]

I don't need to see it to know it's there.

[Yeah, he's as subtle like a brick to the face.]

Sorry, but not happening.

[hellicious]

No? Not even if I brought you a treat?

[couldkillthedevil]

Not even if you brought me ten treats.

[hellicious]

I could do that. Might be a tight fit... time-wise, that is. I can certainly do one or two, along with the actual physical treat.

I think I've mucked up this analogy.

[couldkillthedevil]

Completely. Thanks for giving me a laugh, though.

I definitely wouldn't mind it later tonight.

[hellicious]

Any time.

Let's make it something special, shall we? One or both of us wearing something... nice.

[couldkillthedevil]

Special, huh? I'm assuming "nice" is supposed to be code for "nothing."

[hellicious]

It could be. Or we could go lingerie shopping. Or... well. I've got some honey you'd look good in.

[couldkillthedevil]

Oh, I'm sure.

[He might be able to hear the smile in her voice. Alas, though, she finally lets out a sigh.]

I should go.

[hellicious]

Keep care of yourself, Detective. No frostbite for me to kiss better, mm?

[couldkillthedevil]

I'll come home with all of my fingers and toes. Promise.