i got your booze delivery ready. 2 bottles of scotch, plus rum and vodka, all top-shelf stuff. sorry it took a while. i had some bottles ready but there was an emergancy.
[ At some point throughout the week, Lucifer may stumble upon something sitting on his dresser that wasn't there before: a single photograph lying face up, revealing the smiling face of Chloe Decker donning a blue Los Angeles Police Department uniform. She looks mostly the same with her blue eyes and blonde hair tied back into her signature bun, but younger by about a decade or so. There was a brightness to her expression that was far more pronounced with her badge and the "Officer Decker" name tag clipped to her shirt.
If Lucifer were to turn it over, he would see her name written on the back with the date on it, as well as a sticky note attached that read: "This does not mean you can start asking for nudes. -Chloe" ]
text; un: agent2thestars
text - un: fall3n1
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audio because John is too damned lazy to text.
Video - because Lucifer likes John seeing his face.
Video - because Lucifer is a peacock and John is lazy.
Video - Because John likes looking at him and picturing dirty things
Video - because Lucifer needs someone to stroke his ego
Video - because John needs someone to stroke his dick
Video - because Hades doesn't have Bad Touch for Lucy to do that.
Video - because maybe it does and John's going to find out the hard way
Video - because Lucifer shouldn't start problems he can't finish
Video - because Luci always finishes, John. Always.
Video - because John wonders if both do or just Lucy
Re: Video - because John's a rude assturd and Luci's a giving lover. >|
Video - because Lucifer has yet to do anything but strut about
Re: Video - because John hasn't actually asked him for anything yet
Video - Because John will have to remedy that for less stress
Re: Video - Because Lucifer knows these things.
Video - because Lucifer hasn't gotten that bed replaced yet
Video - because John never appreciates his efforts
Video - because John does so because he knows of Lucifer
Video - because Lucifer needs approval. CONSTANTLY
Video - because John gives it to his peacock too
Video - because Lucifer is perfectly fine with that. Pet him more, human.
Video - because Lucifer's peacock feathers are the best, wonderful
Re: Video - because John wants to pet the feathers...
Video - because John really does and no one else lets him
Video - because John needs a goddamn bath
video - because all John has is a freezing cold shower that can spray blood.
Video - because Lucifer has an orgy shower and John should come visit
Video - because John would like that but Lucifer may have cameras
Re: Video - because nuh uh, that breaches consent laws and he's not a perv
Video - because John would go for that then.
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TEXT; UN: Trickster
Text - un: fall3n1
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un: Hellblazer - text (he's a little rattled maybe or busy)
He doesn't remember any of that or me. Last thing he remembers is dying. Keep a low profile for a bit, yeah?
Audio - Because fuck you, John.
text - because Lucifer can hear, you twat
Text - Because he likes the idea of John owing him
text - because Lucifer is a dick
Text - The other one, sure.
Text - because Lucifer needs to know denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Text - Because John lives in the aforementioned river
Text - because Lucifer probably named that river
Text - Because John just likes blaming others
Text - John sticks at what he's good at.
Text - Lucifer does too. So... getting naked?
text - see John's earlier point
Text - John wants to see Luci's dick? Okay.
text - He does but that wasn't the point.
Text - Maybe it was, John. Maybe it was.
text - genitals are not always the point.
Text - Says who?
Text - says anyone trying to balance out two
Text - Well, maybe he should try just one.
text - because he could never pick just one
Text - Fair enough. So have them all =)
text - because who would encourage having it all if not Lucifer?
Text - So very true. So... take it, John. Dumbass.
Text - left the door open for you but no one showed up
Text - Should have sent an invite
text - will owl one to you next time
Text - Damn well better
Text - skywriting if all else fails.
Text - Morse Code : COME FUCK NOW
text - nothing like laying a bed Luci got him each night thinking that.
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text | un: detdecker (because I couldn't resist)
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He's texting, make a note in history
/faints
What?
He texted. Willingly. Parts of Hell must be frosty.
That or he's drunk and doesn't want Lucifer to know.
It's John. He's always drunk.
He has his reasons.
He IS a reason. >>
Yes, well, it lets him sleep at night. Sort of.
Passing out. Sleeping. Same thing.
Better than being awake all the time.
You miss out on so much fun, John.
Bedtime comes early when one has to run a shop in Hell, Lucy.
whine whine whine. Hire employees
Because people he would trust in his home are everywhere, right?
He trusts Lucifer. Well, THIS Lucifer
He trusts both Lucifers.
We need to work on his taste.
John has wonderful taste, thank you very much.
Only when it comes to him.
Easy there, peacock
/fans out feathers
Oh look an expensive duster
/fwaps in face
Strip tease prop then?
... Now I'm picturing Lucifer doing a strip tease. Thanks.
better than Chloe spanking?
I dunno. Both are pretty good options.
Live the dream. Go with the striptease and the spanking.
When it comes to her, he is a bit greedy
He is the original sinner. Live it. Enjoy it.
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text | un: detdecker
Actually, you know what? Just stay away from that entire street.
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