hellicious | Little Hades IC Inbox

Let's not. I'm an exorcist, not a pebble hunter. If your house-goat is doing that, I don't need to investigate.

Disappointing me, and I'm not even there.

I'd only be in after Hellblazer is closed until it opens if you're having guests over. I promise not to leave Mange behind or things scattered about. Might be for a night. Maybe two or three. Don't know yet. Seeing how things shake out here first.

You're welcome. I'll let Chloe know. Try not to drink me dry, you lush.

Tell her she needs better underthings if I'm going to go to the trouble of breaking into her room and sorting through them. Curiosity is a terrible thing when not properly rewarded.

Lush? I am a professional, you twat. I have some of my own to bring if you don't whine about something of poor quality passing the door of your sacred pleasure palace.

Oh no. I'll let you tell her. I need a little entertainment. I SUPPOSE if it'll keep you from sucking all my good stuff into oblivion...

I'll do it. Just point her in my direction.

[Yup. Drunk. Big surprise, huh?]

Your good stuff isn't that good. This is Hell after all. Even your money earned from orgies only goes so far.

Keep it to yourself, but I'm planning a trip back home. Chloe needs to see her spawn to come to terms with everything and I plan on raiding Lux.

I had a thought on the Chloe thing. You raiding Lux, not so much.

I'm going up with her and I don't need to moon over a small child. So it's time better spent if I do a little gathering.

I could make a bauble for her that would let her re-experience seeing her child provided you don't get her drunk after and blur the memory. Might make it easier on her afterwards. Pay you two back for letting me use the guest bedroom.

I think she'd like that. I managed to get a picture down here for her, but something like that would suit her. And that would be a lovely tit for tat. Works for me.

So long as the memory is whole, I can put it into an object for her to view later. Re-experience. Something like that. I'll remmber by then.

Yeup

Wonderful. Brilliant. I'll be over. Leave the door open or I'll open it. Sleep against it. Send Mange through a window.

You'd better not forget this offer when you wake up. I'll happily remind you. In a very FUN way.

I'm not going to forget. Stupid Lucifers. Going to bring my rabbit and go to bed. Dim your discco ball before i get there.

I'll get to work on that. Might take a while. She's very... pent up.

Lucifer.

Lucy.

I'll bring me sleep mask. you go get to work.

I'll tell her you gave us your blessing. Go down the other end of the hall than the one with the bright light. There's two rooms there. I'd take the one on the left as the other used to be Maze'.

she's good for you. You're less of a wanker.

my left or your left? I'll figure it out or find a couch. I want that shower in themorning time

Yes, yes. Shower and a shave. Maybe leave your clothes out for Goaty to do.

Lucifer? Lucifer. God is here. Not your dad but the other Lucifer's dad. The actual 'god' is here.

Dead.

What the fuck does that mean for all of creation?

That would have been lovely to know before I got into a spat with Him. Points for trying, Johnny Boy.

I get my news from the Archangel Michael. You know how hard that is? Not like I can flash some skin and he's open to telling me things.

Spat? You still have all your bits attached?

Whatever cheap knock-off version the rest of them are, he's following suit. God. Can you imagine the idea of my Father going by 'Chuck'? I think not.

Can you imagine we humans shouting out 'Oh Chuck' just before orgasm? Doesn't have the same ring.

Seriously though, that's the name he's going by? Some say Charles means 'warrior' or 'Man'. Makes sense to me.

Now the big question: since he's not from our world, can he affect us?

I'd rather they just shout, to be honest. Nothing spoils a mood like your Dad being brought up mid or post coitus. Rude.

As for that well... I don't know. He's down here, isn't he? Seems to be dancing around between worlds like the rest of us. Wouldn't that be funny, mm? God held to the whimsy of fate.

It's a fact I've always kept in mind.

Might serve him right after all your dad has done to us. Hopefully he can't make you sit like a good devil at his command.

Easy there, peacock

/fans out feathers

Oh look an expensive duster

/fwaps in face

Strip tease prop then?

... Now I'm picturing Lucifer doing a strip tease. Thanks.

better than Chloe spanking?

I dunno. Both are pretty good options.

Live the dream. Go with the striptease and the spanking.

When it comes to her, he is a bit greedy

He is the original sinner. Live it. Enjoy it.

Hell, he's original sin. Booyah.

He's the reason there are so many sinners with that grin

Exactly. Don't act like you don't love it, John.

John can win any pub bet by introducing Lucifer

Lucifer will just sexy everyone into letting him win.

John would never have to pay for drinks again. Bless the devil.

"I'm with him," and Lucifer would smirk and say he would be later that night.

Next day when John returns home - video

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