You keep referring to him as yours when you and I both know you're not from his world, nor does he in this incarnation hold any attachment to you -- other than what you're shoving at him.
I think you've found your new lady love, Johnny. Shall I send flowers?
Text - left the door open for you but no one showed up
I don't have too much ego to call Chloe and tell her you're picking on me again if it keeps you busy for awhile. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll spank you this time.
Text - So very true. So... take it, John. Dumbass.
I think you've found your new lady love, Johnny. Shall I send flowers?
Text - left the door open for you but no one showed up
Don't start with me, peacock.
Text - Should have sent an invite
text - will owl one to you next time
Text - Damn well better
Text - skywriting if all else fails.
Text - Morse Code : COME FUCK NOW
Her.
Look, it's complicated.
text - nothing like laying a bed Luci got him each night thinking that.
Complicated how? More childbirth?
Text - Just admit it, John. You're going to be happy about the sexy dove
[Alarmingly succinct for such a verbose little peacock.]
Text - that bed might get used for more than passing out on.
[Trying to prod Lucifer into it? Nope, never. Why would someone say that?]
Text - Careful, John. Someone might have fun.
text - Someone else might get a repeat invite
Text - John might enjoy himself enough to try to make it a thing.
text - He might if Lucifer can perform up to expectations
Text - Rude, John. So rude.
text - the rudeness has just begun
Text - Should change your name to Rudy.