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[ At some point throughout the week, Lucifer may stumble upon something sitting on his dresser that wasn't there before: a single photograph lying face up, revealing the smiling face of Chloe Decker donning a blue Los Angeles Police Department uniform. She looks mostly the same with her blue eyes and blonde hair tied back into her signature bun, but younger by about a decade or so. There was a brightness to her expression that was far more pronounced with her badge and the "Officer Decker" name tag clipped to her shirt.

If Lucifer were to turn it over, he would see her name written on the back with the date on it, as well as a sticky note attached that read: "This does not mean you can start asking for nudes. -Chloe" ]

[He might have passed that picture for most of the morning, but the flash of pale skin and dark blue would have caught his eye eventually. When he did find it, he picked it up, looking at it with a ridiculous smile before flipping it over to see the note. That got a laugh out of him and a few moments later, he was straightening his cuffs after having redressed himself. Why redressing?

Well, because one had to be nude to take a nude photo, of course. A photo which he then sent along to Chloe with a text message:]

How about if I give one in return? You're always welcome to return that favor.

[ She wasn't sure when he'd find the photo, but she knew it couldn't be too long. It wasn't much; she hadn't even really known why she wanted to give it to him, but after they'd discussed it days ago, it felt important in its own way. Something she wanted to share with him because it mattered to her.

So she's not entirely surprised to receive a text from him. What she is momentarily blindsided by is the flash of skin and -- yep. Yep, that's his dick. She closes her eyes and turns the phone face down, a hand drifting up to hold her forehead for a few moments. The worst part is it's her fault for putting that suggestion in his head, too.

Huffing a laugh, she shakes her head and picks the phone back up to text him back.]

Not a chance. Knowing the tech down here, those pictures would show up on the hellnet before I could even blink. Glad to know you haven't changed much since I saw you earlier, though.

Edited 2017-01-06 22:03 (UTC)

You've got nothing to be ashamed of showing. They'd be lucky to get a glimpse. From what I've heard, my not-brother's made quite a bit renting out a certain film.

[He couldn't even be bothered by that. Chloe's part in that movie had come well before Lucifer had ever known her. Not to mention, it had been done of her own volition. If she wanted to strip nude and skip down the street, Lucifer would enjoy the show as much as anyone else. Though, he might follow closely behind in case anyone got any ideas. Other than that? As long as she was fine with being seen, he had no qualms with her showing herself. He encouraged it, really.]

If you want an exact reenactment, you'll have to say something naughty to get a rise out of me. Literally. Are you at work? I could bring something by for lunch.

It's not about shame. It's about taking responsibility for what I want floating out there and what I don't. And yeah, I bet he has. John told me he has three copies. Gross.

[ Except she'd been young and foolish at that time. She had no desire to be "seen" by the denizens of Hell, especially if it were an accident. Even if she had acted in that dumb movie, that had indeed been her choice; taking pictures for private use and having them put online would not be, and she didn't plan to risk it. She knew better. ]

I am. And while I'm tempted by the offer, you don't seem to be in a behaving kind of mood today.

You can't blame anyone for liking what they see. As long as they're not rude about it.

[Lucifer never really had liked anyone being rude to Chloe.]

I could be. I could be so very well behaved at lunch.

Uh huh. So you'd be perfectly fine with it if new pictures got sent out through the hellnet?

[ She's trying to make a point, but who knows. Maybe he would be fine with it. ]

I have a feeling that your definition and my definition of well-behaved are quite different.

I'd be perfectly fine with it if you were. If you wanted to do a nude angels of Little Eden calendar, I'd be ecstatic. As long as you're okay with it.

[He had the real thing, Chloe. There was nothing to be jealous of.]

Possibly. But I could manage your version at the station. Then I'd be a terrible fiend later tonight.

I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you, then, because that's one of the last things I'd be okay with.

[ This is coming from the guy who still gets uppity when he thinks about the mirrors in his house.

Her next reply doesn't come for a few more minutes. ]

I'm on break in 30 minutes.

[That's different, Chloe. That's Dan walking around like him and he hates Dan and shut up, he doesn't want to see Dan boning his woman. Eww.]

I'll bring a picnic.

[ Uh huh. Whatever he says. ]

Mm. I've decided. I'm keeping you.

And here I thought you'd already decided that.

[And he'd be trying hard to get her to get him to misbehave, but only subtly. He'd given his word.]

[ Oh, she's not naive. She knows he will, and she expects this'll end with a hasty makeout session, at least. ]

I did, but this just seals the deal.

[If he's lucky.]

I love you, Detective. I'll see you at lunch. ♥

Love you too. See you then. ♥

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