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I might have to arrest you for indecent exposure.

Are you certain that's an arrest-worthy offense here? They might be a bit more open to nudity than your prudish America.

Well, that'd depend.

On?

On what Riverview perceives as a reasonable use of handcuffs.

I'll be appalled if sexually isn't on there.

Exactly.

So, by all means, show up naked. You're a fan of punishment anyhow.

You realize you're tempting me to do just that, yes? And I won't have you scolding me for doing it because you think I'm teasing.

Tell you what. You come dressed wearing whatever you wanted to surprise me with underneath, and I'll find another reason to handcuff you afterwards.

Promise?

As long as you don't do your whole lock-breaking trick and slip out of them, then yes.

It's not a trick, Detective. It just is. But I can pretend not to unlock them, if you prefer.

Unless you did get out of them and used them on me instead.

Is that something you'd like?

Is that okay?

Very. I look forward to hearing every little thing you desire.

You should put that on a greeting card.

I'll see you then.

Yes you will. ;)