Lucifer Morningstar (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hellicious) wrote2016-06-25 08:28 pm
hellicious) wrote2016-06-25 08:28 pm
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Little Hades IC Inbox
"For messages and whatnot."
[He should not be smiling as much as he was at that.]
I love you as well.
I love you as well.
[He wasn't the only one. Smiling, she sent him one last little heart emoji before she put her phone down and settled in to finish her work. So she could go home. To him.]
Might need a room for a few nights. Got one or a couch to spare? For me and the rabbit.
Just so happens I have two. As long as you and your weird little bit of fluff don't mess about in Chloe's or tick off the gargoyles, you're welcome.
Mange isn't weird. He used to be a person and can sometimes act like it. Uses a box and all.
Your gargoyles aren't the curious sort, are they? Might bring a book to read if I can't sleep or Mange needs a bedtime story.
Your gargoyles aren't the curious sort, are they? Might bring a book to read if I can't sleep or Mange needs a bedtime story.
At least that should save your spiders from picking up 'chocolate covered bugs' that aren't that.
They're gargoyles. They might be a tad bit curious. Just let them know your rules for whatever room you're in and they'll probably listen. And I don't want to hear anything about the one doing the housework. Nothing, you hear?
They're gargoyles. They might be a tad bit curious. Just let them know your rules for whatever room you're in and they'll probably listen. And I don't want to hear anything about the one doing the housework. Nothing, you hear?
That's disgusting, Lucifer. Mange is a very clean rabbit.
Did you put a gargoyle in an apron or wearing Chloe's clothes cleaning the house? I can't promise anything.
Did you put a gargoyle in an apron or wearing Chloe's clothes cleaning the house? I can't promise anything.
And yet he's still a rabbit.
It may possibly at some angle resemble a goat. I mean it. No comments.
It may possibly at some angle resemble a goat. I mean it. No comments.
He's a better rabbit than he was a person if you ask me.
You made a goat gargoyle. Does it baa? Trot around on little hooves?
You made a goat gargoyle. Does it baa? Trot around on little hooves?
I didn't -make- it. It came that way. And it's your size, so mind your tongue.
It came that way. My size.
I'm trying not to be judgmental on why you might need a gargoyle in the shape of a goat that's about six foot tall and I'm coming up empty. Even you can't be that kinky.
I'm trying not to be judgmental on why you might need a gargoyle in the shape of a goat that's about six foot tall and I'm coming up empty. Even you can't be that kinky.
[Can you hear the eyeroll, John?]
To clean the house, you ninny. That one does that, the rest keep track of the outside. Oh, watch for Benny. He likes passwords. I think his current one is 'newt wang'.
To clean the house, you ninny. That one does that, the rest keep track of the outside. Oh, watch for Benny. He likes passwords. I think his current one is 'newt wang'.
[He might be able to imagine it but he's doing his best not to snort out his gin while attempting not to laugh stupidly.]
I need to see how a goat cleans a house. Does Chloe know about your goat thing clomping about? If she laughed, I get to laugh. I can and will ask her too if you say 'no'.
Newt wang. Your babes are just like you, Lucifer. You must be proud.
I need to see how a goat cleans a house. Does Chloe know about your goat thing clomping about? If she laughed, I get to laugh. I can and will ask her too if you say 'no'.
Newt wang. Your babes are just like you, Lucifer. You must be proud.
I said goat-esque. He's a goat-goyle. Stands upright. Looks like what the Church says I do, you twit. And yes, she knows. She was there when they all came sniffing around for a new home. And no, she didn't laugh. Rude, John. And here you are, wanting something from me.
Bedtime comes early when one has to run a shop in Hell, Lucy.
hellboundheart
2016-11-22 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Is he red? Tell me he's red with a little swishy forked tail and a pair of horns.
I'm going to have to ask her about that. She seems like the sort to laugh if she got the joke.
I have other places I can sleep. The Head Librarian's office has a nice carpet in it so long as you wear earplugs to keep out the bookworms.
I'm going to have to ask her about that. She seems like the sort to laugh if she got the joke.
I have other places I can sleep. The Head Librarian's office has a nice carpet in it so long as you wear earplugs to keep out the bookworms.
He's stone. Grey. No tail.
You're an ungrateful prat, is what you are. Hold on, let me get you blips so you don't go blasting the help.
Felix(insert odd long addition to his bloody name here) Binx Bensen Goats McOats aka Goaty
You're an ungrateful prat, is what you are. Hold on, let me get you blips so you don't go blasting the help.
Felix(insert odd long addition to his bloody name here) Binx Bensen Goats McOats aka Goaty
Because people he would trust in his home are everywhere, right?
hellboundheart
2016-11-22 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Can I give him a glowing red nose?
You have enough people to pat your arse, and if that gin were anything to go by, a certain angel to do so lovingly. I don't just 'blast' nice statuary. Those things can get expensive.
Goats McOats? I am laughing now.
You have enough people to pat your arse, and if that gin were anything to go by, a certain angel to do so lovingly. I don't just 'blast' nice statuary. Those things can get expensive.
Goats McOats? I am laughing now.
Laugh at that, yes. I don't know his bloody name. He just grunts at me and moves around and does the dishes. He hasn't pooped pellets in my bed over it, so I don't think it minds. The wee one's a fan of Chloe, so unless you want to wake up to it trying to ravage your toes, I'd be nice to her. Not that you wouldn't otherwise...
I don't know if gargoyles can leave pellets anywhere, Lucifer. Maybe pebbles.
You know I like Chloe. Worst I might do is satisfy my curiosity on what she wears under those clothes and if they glow in the dark too. I think my toes will be safe. If not, Mange can guard them.
You know I like Chloe. Worst I might do is satisfy my curiosity on what she wears under those clothes and if they glow in the dark too. I think my toes will be safe. If not, Mange can guard them.
Pellets. Pebbles. Same thing.
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. She's -my- Detective now, so behave.
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. She's -my- Detective now, so behave.
One doesn't squish.
I meant a peek at her delicates in a drawer, not on her, Lucifer. Got more respect for you and her than that. I have an imagination for that.
I meant a peek at her delicates in a drawer, not on her, Lucifer. Got more respect for you and her than that. I have an imagination for that.
Shall we put that to the test?
Oh well. Have at it. She has rather boring underwear. I'm trying to convince her to upgrade. Might go steal some tasty lingerie next time I'm upstairs.
Oh well. Have at it. She has rather boring underwear. I'm trying to convince her to upgrade. Might go steal some tasty lingerie next time I'm upstairs.
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